Let's Legislate Them Away

Continuing my theme for the week of making Mr. Murray W. Garsson famous again...

Well, it seems Mr. Garsson had a solution to America's problem of "them furr-in-ers." What solution you ask. The Dickstein Bill.

Ok. I am no expert on The Dickstein Bill and I don't plan to be, although some are. But there are books written about The Dickstein Bill. The Dickstein Bill would have greatly affected the "foreign colony" in Hollywood. The bill would prohibit the bringing of foreign players, directors, writers or technicians, unless they are of proven worth and have genius in their line. Does anyone see the problem here? It would be the government's business to decide who is a genius in a business they know absolutely nothing about. Can you imagine some schmuck sitting in a gray government building in a gray government cubbyhole scratching his gray government hair trying to decide if Marlene Dietrich is a "genius" or not? Well, even the government knew that would not work.

So, The Dickstein Bill would require the studios to present a signed and sworn affidavit to the Immigration Department stating that Marlene Dietrich is the only person on earth who can be Marlene Dietrich and that no actress in America could be Marlene Dietrich.

Oy vey. The conclusion tomorrow.

[Leslie Howard with Marlene Dietrich,
Palm Springs, 1939]

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